I once knew a wizard, he lived right down the hall
never was in his right mind, but he didn't really care at all
nobody could stop him, no, so we just carried on
'til the trashcan burst in flames and the next day he was gone.
he said it's gonna touch you weird,
then it's gonna make you scared
but my friends you need not fear,
'cause the place that I belong is here.
Warlick, come on over, he says "easily"
come on, teach us how to hang
things were good until then, and we all had our fun
but when the trashcan burst in flames,
we were sure that you were done.
didn't think that you'd come back, so I went and wrote this song
Warlick, you're a wizard, and we know you won't be gone long.